As someone who is already doing her best to curb the profanity around her 10-month-old (and failing most of the time), I have to believe that there’s a little bit of curse-word affinity in all of us. So if you’ve got someone on your holiday list who is past the point of trying to pretend her mouth is as clean as a bar of soap, these oven mitts are no-brainers.

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#10. My Favorite Salad Is Wine

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Preach.

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#9. Fresh Outta F*cks to Give

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Like, yesterday. Approach with caution.

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#8. B*tches Get Sh*t Done

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Hell yeah, we do.

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#7. I’ve Got a Knife

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And I know how to use it.

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#6. I Just Saved 100% On Stress By Not Giving a F*ck

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What a great deal.

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#5. Droppin’ a New Recipe On Your Ass

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You’re gonna love it. Natch.

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#4. I’m Not Bossy, I’m the Boss

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Important distinction.

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#3. Nerdy and Dirty

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Sexxxxyyyyyyy.

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#2. This Is F*cking Delicious

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So sit down, shut up, and eat it.

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#1. I Hate Everyone, Too

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So we have that in common.

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h/t: PizzaBottle

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