Boobs are one of those things that people envy if they don’t have big ones, and loathe if they do. It’s like long hair vs. short hair, tall people vs. short people, etc. You always want what you can’t have, the grass is always greener, and all of that.

These 15 posts are going to do their part to convince you that you definitely, positively, do not want to deal with heavy fat-bags on the front of your body. It’s a raw deal, folks.

#15. Seriously, there’s a marketing disconnect.

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#14. There are a few things that would make boobs cooler for their owners.

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#13. *bows head*

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#12. When you know you look good.

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#11. I like it.

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#10. Dreams.

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#9. That’s a hashtag I can get behind.

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#8. Everyone knows that.

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#7. I mean. That’s some gravity defying fat tissue right there.

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#6. One time you’re winning.

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#5. This made me lol.

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#4. Best description ever.

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#3. Amen.

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#2. I could not love this more.

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#1. Sad. Face.

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