#15. R, R, and arrgh!
“Cheap-ass owner had us recycle salsa.”
#16. Just a little hyperbolic
“While working at Subway I had two older ladies come in and tell me how much of a nice young man I was, and how it was so refreshing to have a fast food employee be so sociable.
This ultimately led to the conversation “This must be a summer job while you’re in college, right?”
I answered yes and told them that I had just finished my sophomore year as an engineering major at Penn State.
This led to a ten-minute session of them screaming at me, claiming that I was a terrible person who supports child molestation. They literally told me I was no better than Jerry Sandusky himself, and said they didn’t know how I could live with myself.
They told my manager they couldn’t believe that she could work with someone like me (wasn’t I just the exceedingly nice young man?).
My manager told them in the nicest way possible that they could go fuck themselves, and I never saw them again.”
#17. The Special Request
“I work at a sushi restaurant.
I’ve actually had customers ask me to lay naked on the table so they could eat sushi off of me.”
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