Knowledge is power, right?

Sure, but knowledge can also be creepy, disturbing, depressing, damning, annoying, disgusting, scary, and even downright repulsive.

In that spirit, here are 17 facts that you probably reaaaally didn’t want to know. Enjoy!

#17. No word yet on swingers’ clubs.

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Admit it, arachnid love gets your juices flowing.

#16. Maybe it’s just a better idea to remain celibate.

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Bad news for Cole Porter…and really all fans of the penis.

#15. But did we win?

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At least the Civil War isn’t included. That’s a positive, right?