#4. Because science is becoming philosophy.
I believe the children are our future, teach them well, and let them lead the way.
#3. Don’t call it a comeback! They’ve been here for years.
Frankenvirus is real.
#2. They’re just for show. And the show isn’t great.
Might be a good idea to just start preparing meals in a stall at the local truck stop.
#1. Nope dance.
I’m sure there’s some American equivalent that would repulse other cultures just as much as this is affecting me, but I can’t really think of what it would be right now.