Did you know that climate change isn’t real and it’s actually a global conspiracy founded by lavishly funded scientists? That, dear friends, is bullshit.

However, these facts found on AskReddit may sound fake, but are actually 100% TRUE!! Read on to have your mind blown.

1. Extra Body Parts

When you get a kidney transplant, they usually just leave your original kidneys in your body and put the 3rd kidney in your pelvis.

2. Loud Vegetables

Rhubarb grows so fast you can hear it.

3. At Least You Still Have Your Website…

The founder of match.com lost his girlfriend to a guy she met on match.com

4. Say Placebo One More Time

Extra strength placebos work better than regular strength placebos. Also, placebos work even when the patient knows that they’re placebos.

5. Just the Worst Way to Go

In 1919 a flood of molasses killed 21 people in Boston.

6. The Definition of Old School

Oxford University is older than the Aztecs. Teaching had begun there as early as 1096. It became a full University in 1249, with dorms and the whole nine. Meanwhile, Aztec civilization is generally assumed to begin with the founding of the city of Tenochtitlan by the Mexica at lake Texcoco, in 1325. That one blew my mind.

7. Save the Dolphins!

A Chinese aquarium flew in the world’s tallest man to save two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out plastic shards.

8. Wanna Make Out?

There’s more bacteria in your mouth than in your rectum.

9. Logical

Can openers weren’t invented until 48 years after the invention of cans.