13. One Way To Fuck Up A Family

“Someone in my family holds the state record for longest divorce proceedings. 30+ years of unrelenting fighting that divided the family into who talks to which parent, complete with long periods of not speaking to one another and family members not speaking to the people who won’t speak to the family members that they like.

The reverse too. Some people talk to the mom and some talk to the dad, but you can’t talk to them both, not allowed. God forbid you ever mention one to the other. It’s a war and it totally fucked their kids (my mom and aunts/uncles) up. It won’t end until both parties are dead and in the ground.”

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14. Stalker

“One crazy story is while a lady is in her counseling session, her husband comes in and says to the receptionist that he’s her husband and he won’t be able to pick up the kids because he has to go into work right then and could the receptionist let the client know when she gets out of the appointment. The receptionist says yes. When the client comes out of her appointment the receptionist passes along he message and the client says “Are you serious? He isn’t supposed to know I’m here…We’re in the middle of a divorce and he’s crazy.””

15. Poor Thing

“Represented a woman who was convinced that her husband had implanted micro robots into her brain and was trying to control her. She would bring us all these nano tech articles trying to convince us that it was possible. She dragged the case out for 4 years, convinced that he has done all kinds of illegal stuff (like destroyed her car brakes so she would crash, and putting poison into her tap water). She was nuts, we almost had to get a conservator for her estate.”