There are more than a few successful (and funny) Twitter accounts that belong to dogs, but I don’t know – I think @CuriousZelda is giving them a run for their money. She’s cute, she has a permanently stoned look about her, and her tweets are just on point, y’all.

Now, if only we could solve the mystery of how she manages to get them out without thumbs…

#20. It must be Monday.

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#19. If only I fit under the coffee table.

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#18. Correct.

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#17. I’ll allow it.

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#16. Best.

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#15. Beautiful.

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#14. Sing it.

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#13. Definitely.

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#12. So beautiful.

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#11. You will lose.

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#10. I plead the 5th.

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#9. Sorry not sorry.

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#8. That’s the way kitty rolls.

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#7. Sadface!

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#6. Rarely.

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#5. For real.

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#4. I’m pretty sure that’s right.

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#3. We need to talk.

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#2. Studies were conducted by Cats, Inc.

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#1. You need a permit for that request, and it’s denied.

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