#5. This cat will someday be known as the “I murdered my owners” cat.

http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/152310266108/avocato-by-willow-the-squishy-cat

#4. Just be helpful and stop asking questions, dammit!

http://ashleys.co/post/142157214107/me-can-you-tuck-me-in-them-you-handed-me-a

#3. Fact: This is the dog that inspired Alanis Morissette.

http://twodaughters-graverobbers.tumblr.com/post/89229359688

#2. Shame. Shame. Shame.

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/141374214436

#1. And this gem.

http://so-comical.tumblr.com/post/152234217204

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