Don’t you need a dose of random facts?
Good. Because, that’s exactly what you’re gonna get.
I just closed my eyes, and clicked on a bunch of our slides.
Then I picked the 7 from the bunch I thought you’d appreciate the most.
7. Blue eyes might get blotto.
I have blue eyes…
6. England has a cheese race.
Why don’t they put this on TV?
I’d absolutely watch…
5. Parasites can get parasites.
4. LBJ had a team of roving bartenders.
Drunk Presidents are hilarious!
Maybe that’s why he was always pulling is dick out…
3. Carter’s joke was found in translation.
At least they weren’t in a collective malaise…
2. We need to learn how to cut avocados.
Be careful out there, hipsters…
Also: “Avocado Hand” would make a killer band name…
1. We’re mostly dead.
But if I’ve learned anything from The Princess Bride, it’s that there’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
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