When one is facing down serious insomnia and sleep deprivation, one will do just about anything to encourage the Sandman to hurry his ass up and pay a visit. Sometimes we even get a little loopy, sure, but at least where Twitter user Colin J Carlson is concerned, loopy seems to be when we get our very best ideas.
Like going through every single kind of fox (there are a lot of them, it turns out) and rating them.
In this case, Colin’s pain is definitely our gain, so keep scrolling to learn about foxes – and Colin’s hilarious and often spot on rating system.
So, disclaimer done, let’s do this thing.
First, the standard red fox:
Next up, the slightly crazier Tibetan sand fox:
And things just took off from there.
The bat-eared fox won the day…
With the corsac fox not far behind.
But then Colin got really tired and began taking requests and tossing out “bonus foxes.”
He had to draw the line somewhere, though, and it turns out his point-of-no-return was the flying fox.
And now you know.
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