When one is facing down serious insomnia and sleep deprivation, one will do just about anything to encourage the Sandman to hurry his ass up and pay a visit. Sometimes we even get a little loopy, sure, but at least where Twitter user Colin J Carlson is concerned, loopy seems to be when we get our very best ideas.

Like going through every single kind of fox (there are a lot of them, it turns out) and rating them.

In this case, Colin’s pain is definitely our gain, so keep scrolling to learn about foxes – and Colin’s hilarious and often spot on rating system.

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So, disclaimer done, let’s do this thing.

First, the standard red fox:

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Next up, the slightly crazier Tibetan sand fox:

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And things just took off from there.

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The bat-eared fox won the day…

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With the corsac fox not far behind.

But then Colin got really tired and began taking requests and tossing out “bonus foxes.”

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He had to draw the line somewhere, though, and it turns out his point-of-no-return was the flying fox. 

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And now you know.

h/t: Distractify

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