8. All the more reason to stay in bed.
7. Your body lying to your brain.
6. LBR this is me every morning.
5. Every damn day.
4. When you suspect some people are robots.
3. Or you barely avoid the occasional rage-murder.
2. In the immortal words of George Costanza, “sometimes a nap is the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
1. Any excuse that works is a good excuse.
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