Jimmy Fallon’s latest hashtag, #IGotBusted, was a smash on Twitter and grabbed some truly hilarious responses. The stories are amazing – they’ll crack you up while simultaneously making you SO GLAD you didn’t attempt any of these things for yourself.

Stay tuned for 20 favorites!

#20. Those cats must have really looked alike.

#19. Manners will get you everywhere…except through airport security.

#18. Just lie and say it was porn.

#17. Some people just need a ‘Manssiere’… I mean, ‘The Bro’.