We’ve had a #HowIGotFired hashtag in the past (which was equal parts hilarious and horrifying), and now, thanks to Jimmy Fallon once again, the twitter universe is gracing us with reasons why people quit their job. These are just as funny, appealing, and appalling, and they’re full of exactly the kind of internet hilarity you need in your life.
#14. “Dance it up?” LOL.
#13. He’s just trying to do the right thing jeez.
#11. Having worked in customer service, I feel this.
#9. That’s some good logic.
#8. It’s not the worst nickname a person could have…
#6. I can’t decide if this is more condescending or creepy. Actually, definitely creepy.
#5. Yea, I’ll sing my way out the door thank you.
#4. Got ’em!
#3. How come HE didn’t give YOU piggyback rides?
#2. That seems excessive. But I mean, it is candy.
#1. Ah. A pre-firing quitting, then.
Check out these other Fallon lists, just for fun!