Okay, it seems like an oxymoron to me because I am one of those people. The ones who complain about dentists and loathe going to see them, and dread everything about the entire experience. But it’s very rarely as bad as I’ve made it out to be in my mind.
Once when I was a kid, I worked myself up so much that I barfed on my dentist. The worst part of the entire experience was that all the way through college the hygienist looked ready to bolt at the slightest green tinge to my skin. Super embarrassing as a teen.
In my mind, all dentists are weird. Who would want to spend their days with their hands in other people’s mouths (except for the money, I guess?)? And I’m not alone. There are enough dentist jokes to go around for days.
But these 15 people have some truly awesome stories. I guess if you have to be a dentist, you may as well have a little fun with your patients now and again.
15. Might as well start with the man himself…
13. When he thinks he’s being funny but he’s not. At all.
12. Old joke
11. I mean, if it’s good advice, does it matter where it came from?
10. That’s just wrong
9. Why does he have to shout, though? So you can hear him over the sound of your screams?
8. You must have made quite the impression. Or he wants to keep tabs on your eating habits.
7. Dad joke alert!
6. I personally think it’s Tim that’s the ass
5. What is wrong with these people?
4. Oh, bless his heart. He thinks he’s hip.
3. Someone had a long day. Or two someones.
2. Random. And unwanted information.
1. Run. Away.
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