Birthdays are supposed to be awesome. It’s the one day out of the entire year that you can say “this day is all about me, look at me, give me things, tell me I’m pretty” and no one can say a darn thing about it. It’s the day when you get a free meal and hopefully a couple of drinks (or if you’re a new mom like me, a nap).

It shouldn’t be a day that gets ruined, but hey…if it does, and it can provide Twitter comedy, you might as well share it. Getting on The Tonight Show might make up for some of the disappointment.

We can enjoy them, at least.

15. I feel like there might have been a lot of inappropriate references involved.

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14. Guessing this was also the clown’s worst birthday party ever.

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13. Somebody didn’t get laid for a few days.

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12. You say worst, Dad says best.

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11. Moms are so sensitive when they tell it like it is, am I right?

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10. Hey, not everyone has such creative parents.

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9. I can see how this would scar an 8-year-old.

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8. They say never miss a teachable moment.

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