The Internet is full of inspirational quotes, whether it’s Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, Twi….okay, maybe not Twitter. But pretty much anywhere else you go, your well-meaning friends and family are working hard to make their lives (and yours) seem as if they’re not lonesome journeys down dark tunnels that you stumble through until you die.

Ahem, sorry.

Perhaps it no longer surprises you that I find “unspirational” quotes a breath of fresh air. After you scroll through these gems, I bet that you will, too.

20. There’s no need to lie to people.

19. brb still laughing

18. Never Forget

17. Now there’s a reason to smile!

16. It’s all about believing in yourself.

15. Can I get an AMEN!

14. And really, that makes me a better person than you if you don’t know the difference.

13. Sad Face

12. Only some?

11. My 5 friends are basically unicorns…

10. My Personal Philosophy

9. For when you’re feeling extra harsh.

8. How am I always behind this person?

7. I don’t know about the BEST part, but it’s definitely a perk…

6. We’ll all be a lot happier if you just accept this now.

5. Natch

4. Truer words have never been spoken.

3. I really don’t. Sorry, Grandpa.

2. Preach

1. Peace

h/t: Bored Panda

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