Are crazy octopus aliens hiding out on Mars?
Is this where Crab People come from?
Here’s NASA’s original photo:
I did a bit of cropping:
And I still don’t end up with an alien.
It definitely looks weird, but I’m not seeing an alien.
There’s a name for the phenomenon. In fact, your brain is to blame for all of this…
Things like this:
That’s a 1976 photo taken from the Viking 1 explorer of the surface of Mars.
Enough people saw a face that NASA made it a priority to snap a new photo at 10x the resolution of the 1976 image 25 years later from the Mars Global Surveyor:
If you squint, you can still kind of see the face…
Why does your brain think there are aliens or objects in these photos?
There is a spooky phenomenon known as Pareidolia, which is the tendency of the brain to see familiar shapes—especially faces—emerging from random patterns. One of the most famous examples was J.C. Penney’s disastrously ill-designed Adolf Hitler teapot. This phenomenon is also the reason we see faces in the random patterns of tiles or toast.
This Pareidolia phenomenon deeply rooted in us as humans. As an infant, humans focus on faces early to spot danger easily—trying to find other menacing humans or animals. The Greek root of Pareidolia translates roughly to “wrong image.”
I bet you’d like God to give me the middle finger right now:
That’s part of the Hubble’s image of the Keyhole Nebula:
Which is located within the much larger expanse known as the Carina Nebula:
Is it harder to imagine that these really are an octopus-alien:
A giant, mesa-sized face:
Or the middle finger of God:
When you know what they actually are?
With all of the discussion regarding the colonization of Mars, there is one big problem. No one (that we know of) has ever tried having sex in space before. How would sex work in space?