We’ve all had that roommate we wish we could forget – they’re messy, they’re loud, and they have some truly weird habits. They just love walking around naked and doing morning lunges, or a hundred other tiny things that make your eyes pop wide and your mind go, “wtf have I gotten myself into?”

Well, the people who joined in on Jimmy Fallon’s latest hashtag request on Twitter have some pretty good (140 character) stories of their own.

#15. DID YOU EVER CONSIDER YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LIVING WITH A NINJA.

#14. I need more details in order to picture this properly.

#13. I mean…still helpful.

#12. Pretty sure I saw your roommate on an episode of My Strange Addiction.

#11. Don’t lie…you used them, too.

 

#10. I feel like something stronger than alcohol was involved in the making of this moment.

#9. Are you sure you didn’t steal this from an episode of Friends?

#8. I feel like your roommate is just smarter than the rest of us. And also like she doesn’t have to talk to anyone at work first thing in the morning.

#7. I mean, if you’ve got the time…that sounds delightful.

#6. Why is this weird? #cheeseeverywhere