10. Just give him the hat!
“This place that gives you a birthday sombrero to wear wouldn’t give me one cause they thought I was lying, even though it really was my birthday. I shit on the floor of their bathroom, picked it up with tissue and plastic, and drew a huge shit sombrero on the wall.”
11. “‘THAT’S how it feels'”
“When I was 18, I went out with a guy that was 10 years older. He was still living with his parents, feeding off their estate, but ah well, I fell in love with his eyes; unfortunately got stuck with the whole package. He was unbelievably controlling, over-the-top jealous, and he kept invading my every moment (i.e. found out where I was having dinner with some friends, “showed up by coincidence” to check if there were guys in our company, stayed without being invited).
At some point, I found out from his friends how he bragged that ‘hey, an 18 y/o is fucking me.’ I let it slide because, well, we were having sex a lot, but my interest levels were getting lower and lower by the day. One night, while in the act, as he was going faster and harder, he slipped and went in my butt. All the way in. Full throttle. It was the scream heard around the world. But after asking if I’m OK (I said no) and waiting 30 seconds, he kept going. In my ass. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
I spent the next weekend at his place, his parents would come back around Sunday afternoon. Sunday morning, after breakfast and some relaxing time, I put on my sluttiest smile and asked, ‘So, do you want to see how it feels to really be fucked by an 18 y/o?.’ He got instantly hard, so I lead him to his parent’s bedroom and pushed him on the bed. I gave him my naughtiest look as I was going down on him, and he put up little resistance as I tied his legs to the bed. Handcuffing him on the railing was even easier. And right as I was about to mount him and ride him to oblivion, I stopped, got out of bed, and reached in my overnight bag. Got my eyebrow tweezers out, and got to work.
He wasn’t particularly hairy, but there was quite a lot at the base of his penis, as well as his ball sack. For every hair I pulled, I gave him the reason why. It took him a while to realize that the more he swore and cursed at me, the slower I was pulling the hair out. At the final few he was quietly suffering, so I knew he got the point. I got dressed, looked at him lovingly, told him ‘THAT’S how it feels to be fucked by an 18 y/o,’ and left him there for his parents to find.
TL;DR Used eyebrow tweezers in a fun and creative way!”
12. Rude customers beware…
“Whenever I was at work I would keep an eye on some of the coins I had in my till drawer that weren’t ‘legal tender’ in my country. I would then give these to customers who were assholes to me in their change. Muahaha.”