It sounds like something from a…erm…adult film.

The new neighbor stops by to say hello. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just in a towel, I wasn’t expecting anyone. “No,” she says, twirling her hair in her finger and closing the door behind her. “The towell is just fine. Why don’t you show me around.”

A bass-heavy theme starts playing. You know the rest.

I don’t know if something like that is how any of these real neighbor-cheating scenarios went, but I’d kind of like to think so.

20. “The father of my child.”

Again, you need to get away from each other.

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19. “I admitted to it.”

You can run from the people but not the problem.

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18. “My boyfriend is locked up.”

I’m sure he’ll love that bit of news.

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17. “I refuse to tell my neighbor.”

Well somebody’s gotta know.

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16. “Losing my virginity.”

That’s quite a step there.

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15. “Just to get back at him.”

Yeah I coulda told you that wasn’t gonna work.

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14. “He never found out.”

He hasn’t found out yet.*

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13. “I feel really bad.”

Hey, I would too.

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12. “I really regret it.”

It’s a familiar tune.

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11. “It was soo much better.”

That’s not a great sign of things to come.

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10. “He’s playing two girls.”

Well, you two clearly need to break up immediately.

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9. “I don’t know what to do.”

That right there is a no win situation.

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8. “This complicates things.”

It’s all fun and games until…

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7. “I don’t love my husband anymore.”

That all sounds perfectly horrible, thanks.

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6. “She has no idea.”

Doesn’t mean she won’t find out eventually.

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5. “I don’t know how to leave.”

That’s a long time to hold that in.

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4. “To be with him instead.”

As always, the choice is yours.

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3. “My boyfriend of 8 months.”

The Barracuda is a nice little bit of color for the story.

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2. “Can’t stop thinking…”

So close and yet so far.

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1. “I still don’t feel guilty.”

Well, that’s rather telling.

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There’s a whole lotta yikes floating around up there.

Have you ever been involved in a cheating situation?

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