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If someone you know is being a wanker, dicksbymail.com lets you get revenge by sending them a literal bag of edible dicks. For $15, they will send a 5oz bag of gummy wieners with a note that says ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’ to anyone in your life who deserves ‘that feeling of sadness, disappointment, and betrayal.’ Source