Thad Roberts stole the moon to have sex on it. The former NASA intern spent 6 years in prison for stealing 17 lbs of the moon rocks Apollo astronauts brought back to Earth. Wanting to impress a girl he’d known for 3 weeks by ‘giving her the moon,’ they stole the rocks together, spread them across his bed, had sex on top of them, and then tried to sell them online to undercover FBI agents. Source Source 2