Thad Roberts stole the moon to impress a girl. The former NASA intern spent 6 years in prison for stealing 17 lbs of the moon rocks Apollo astronauts brought back to Earth. He wanted to ‘give the moon’ to a girl he’d known for 3 weeks, so they stole the rocks together, spread them across his bed, had sex on top of them, and then tried to sell them online to undercover FBI agents. Source Source 2 Source 3