Alternate Title: You Totally Wish You Were Married To These 15 Hilarious Ladies

Marriage is hard, especially when your kids are little, and, though you and your husband are living together in the same house over, like, five years, you can only scrounge mere hours alone and showered and willing to be touched by another human being.

Not that I would know anything about that. Ahem.

There are times in life when not laughing means crying, and who wants to do that all the time? So, if you can laugh with your partner at the end of the day, well, you’re light years ahead of the people who can’t.

And if you’re married to any of these women, you’re definitely laughing. I kind of want to marry them myself.

#15. They were looking through old photos when she realized he shared a barber with the flea-product dog.

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They say owners and their pets start to look alike… This seems to be taking it a bit far.

#14. This guy figured his snoring probably prompted his pregnant wife to send this picture his way in the middle of the night.

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Saving. For future needs.

#13. When two scientists are married…

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Nice to know this goes both ways, since I can do the words but not so much the numbers.

#12. She took the peas right out of her shopping bag and left them.

How could you not?

#11. When your wife packs you hard boiled eggs for lunch.

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And she’s hilarious like a middle schooler.

#10. Her husband bet her she couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up (why? because boredom, I’m guessing).

She also had time to not only paint his toes, but to put on a sparkly design.

#9. This wife’s April Fool’s joke.

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I would have gone nuts trying to figure out how I knew these random people.

#8. She added a bit of whiskey to his morning coffee…

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That smile says it all.

#7. His wife made him a flowchart to consult every time he THINKS he’s hungry.

I think he’d better keep this handy for future reference.

#6. These monogram pajamas though.

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Can’t. Stop. Giggling.

#5. His wife wanted to let the local pizza place know they were overdoing their advertising.

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I love the subtle snark in this one.

#4. His wife couldn’t stop giggling when she asked him to change the air filters.

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I also LOL’d.

#3. He asked his wife to get more magnets for the fridge.

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She knocked it out of the park.

#2. When the cake you make for hubby is super honest.

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I don’t know about that aggressively red frosting, though.

#1. Her comment? “I found your mom’s butt plug.”

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You cannot pass up a “your mom” joke when it presents itself. That is marriage law.

h/t: Bored Panda

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