Jimmy Fallon is back at it again – asking thought-provoking Twitter questions and providing hashtags that get amazingly hilarious responses. Last week, he shared this story about the weird way a friend of his got fired:

Then, he asked people to reply with their own crazy stories using the #HowIGotFired hashtag. Here are some of our favorite responses!

#12. I don’t even know what to say about this one.

#11. Hey, I used to do this! Good thing my boss liked me, I guess.

#10. Come on! She was just trying to save the person from a terrible beer decision.