#5. You sprained your ankle…playing darts.

Photo Credit: Twitter

#4. The best kind of drunk is when you also make other people’s nights.

#3. Everyone loves a smartass drunk. Not.

#2. That is one patient bouncer.

#1. But what are you SUPPOSED to do when you see a taco?

Photo Credit: Twitter

Check out Jimmy’s favorites below, and don’t forget to follow us on Twitter!

Want more? Check out the articles below: