This is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Is that sad? Maybe so, but my time is now, baby!

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Hidden Valley, the company behind the most delicious ranch dressing on the planet, now has a line of merchandise for those obsessed with the creamy goodness. The merch includes all kinds of great stuff, including this killer sweatshirt:

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Christmas is right around the corner, so don’t pass over this ugly Xmas sweater with a Ranch bottle emblazoned on the front!

Or this cool phone case.

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Some comfy slippers for those chilly nights.

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And if you really want to party AND impress your friends, you need to get your hands on one of these ranch dressing mini-kegs.

I think I just saved you a lot of time and energy figuring out what to buy your family and friends for Christmas, right?

You’re welcome.

h/t: Pizza Bottle