15+ Pictures that are the definition of ‘uncomfy’

Thanks to the internet, we are always stumbling across pictures that make us have a full-body cringe moment.

If you’re feeling like wincing a little, you found the right article! Buckle up for the weird and wild.

“Could You Turn On The Chicken?”

The only thing stranger than a taxidermy hen is a taxidermy hen that has been converted into a lamp with a very oddly placed light bulb.

That bulb is supposed to be an egg but it might just be a fire hazard.

Pink Punk Powerhouse

This intense pink plaid outfit probably took some serious handiwork on a sewing machine.

It’s equal parts impressive and intimidating. The outfit proves once and for all that there is nothing dainty about the color pink, it all depends on how you wear it.

Nobody Will Notice, Right?

This man riding the train appears to have painted his beard and hair on with a dark makeup cream before leaving the house for the day.

He probably has to take serious precautions in the rain.

Peter Griffin Sticker Tats

You can love Family Guy and not get three large sticker-inspired tattoos to prove it.

Or you could be like this person and get a tattoo of Peter Griffin rocking a full set of acrylic nails on a leopard-print heart background.

Merman Is Winning

What do you think came first: the man or the slot machine?

He must have thought if he dresses as the merman on the side of the machine, he’ll be more likely to win something.

Subtle Centipede

Some people hear the words “don’t get a face tattoo” and take it as a challenge.

There is no hiding this gigantic centipede that spans this guy’s entire face. Hope you like creepy crawlies!

Personal Snacks And Drinks Are Not Permitted

There has to be a seriously weird story behind how this unpackaged chunk of raw ground beef ended up defrosting on a public movie theater seat.

Even more odd is the missing chunk of meat. Did someone eat it?

Lady Marmalade

Some people are into taxidermy, and some people are into whatever this is.

It appears to be a taxidermy rat dressed in a beaded burlesque costume complete with sparkly nipple pasties for all six rodent nipples.

Just A Small Spider Problem

Arachnophobes, beware! These campers woke up, looked up, and saw their tent had been overtaken by thousands of long-legged spiders.

Even though these spiders are harmless and just looking for a dry place, thousands of them on your sleeping quarters are intimidating.

Urinal Candies, Anyone?

This candy store took a seriously unique approach to advertise their “sour” candies.

If you ever get the urge to eat candies from a urine sample cup served in a urinal, this is the place for you.

That’s Not My Yoda

Last time we checked, the Jedi does not endorse Mountain Dew or cringey Facebook jokes.

This person’s tacky baby Yoda tattoo would have Obi-Wan rolling over in his space grave.

Bug Spray Not Necessary

Mosquitos stand no chance against this nail art weirdo.

Dead bugs are not the accessory most people choose, but this person saw an opportunity to make creepy nails and they went for it.

Honestly, We Hate It

Just because two things are good on their own does not mean they need to be combined.

This guy missed that memo and went for a highly ambitious crossover tattoo of Beavis and Butthead X Pikachu and Charmander.

Rule Of Thumb Is Always Measure

A regular wooden spoon is downright basic compared to this extremely detailed weird thumb spoon.

Should all spoons have odd body parts attached to the end? This seems like something that needs more research.

A$AP Rocky’s #1 Fan?

If you ever want a face on the back of your head, you could do what this guy did.

Even A$AP Rocky might be a little weirded out by this portrait tattoo tribute.

These Boots Were Made For… Something?

Why stop at snakeskin boots when you can get the entire cobra?

These insane boots are not for someone with a snake phobia, or for someone who casually rides public transit. Imagine looking down and seeing one of these beside your leg on the bus.

Poop Deliveries Every Day

Normal mailboxes are overrated anyway. This poop emoji-shaped mailbox is definitely the only one on the block, maybe in the state.

It’s even complete with decorative flies buzzing around the steamy pile of mailbox.