Funny signs that had us questioning our own eyes

Ever feel like reality sometimes outdoes your imagination? From accidental double entendres to signs that are savage, petty, or just plain weird, here are two authentic reactions to each bizarre scene. Dive in to see which ones make you laugh, cringe, or question everything about public signage and customer service.

“I’m about to explode! Where’s the men’s restroom? Hurry!!!”

Wait, are these supposed to be bathroom signs? Because I feel like I’m about to embark on a quest to decipher ancient hieroglyphics just to find the right door. I honestly have zero confidence I’d make the right choice if I were in a rush. Design fail or modern art? Maybe both.

“What about drinking dogs?”

On one hand, it’s fair for property owners to dictate what happens on their property — and if they want no smoking and no dogs, so be it.

On the other hand, though, they’re missing out on an opportunity to see some incredibly cool dogs.

“No time off for funerals”

Fast food restaurants aren’t known for being particularly generous to their employees, but this sign sends such a strange message.

People don’t go to funerals because they think they can be necromancers and raise the dead, they go because they want to pay their respects.

“Found in the wild at a restaurant”

This restaurant isn’t here to babysit your kids—and they’ll make darn sure you know it. All I can picture is a squad of hyper little monsters running amok, fueled by both caffeine and fresh new swear words. It’s a bold warning, but hey, maybe it works. Parents, beware!

“How does a business run when this is their public attitude?”

Is this a job posting or a callout post? I had to blink a few times to be sure. The underlying shade and handwritten threat at the bottom really makes you question the work environment. Part of me wants to apply just to see what happens, but the warning is somehow deeply unwelcoming.

“Hehe nice sign”

While it’s true that renaming fast food to fat food would probably hurt sales a bit, it’s also true that if there’s one thing that literally everybody knows about fast food, it’s that it isn’t particularly healthy.

“I have no title.”

Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out whether someone is making a trenchant commentary or just trying to get a good laugh during their morning commute. Comparing baguettes and bazookas was not on my bingo card. Either way, thanks for the kooky PSA, public transport advertising gods.

“This is so true”

Now that’s a message that actually makes you stop and think. At first, it’s just another giant sign…but then it hits you: a little kindness goes a long way. This should be mandatory reading for everyone. Love the supportive energy—more of this, please.

“Such an amazing way of doing business”

This is a refreshingly honest sign from the owner of this restaurant.

There are a few gradations between eating at this restaurant and fully starving to death, but it still gets a point across effectively.

“On a Cybertruck in Seattle”

Someone is absolutely not thrilled to be seen in a Cybertruck. That sign taped to the window says it all and cracks me up—a rolling review that just screams, “I did not choose this life!” Honestly, pretty relatable mood for anyone who’s ever driven a loaner car.

“Is this a good or bad thing?”

Did not expect to see the ultimate app review from, of all people, Satan. Apparently, even the underworld has opinions on mobile software! I give the humor five stars, though. The ad agency must have had a field day coming up with this one.

“Statue may be hot”

It looks like an overcast day, so this statue probably won’t be that hot to the touch.

That said, looking at the pose, this is a statue that definitely perceives itself as being a hot commodity.

“I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he’s happy about his divorce.”

There’s nothing wrong with feeling relieved, or even celebratory, after getting out of a bad relationship.

This person is evidently pretty happy after getting divorced, but it’s kind of odd to ask the whole neighborhood to rejoice along with them.

“Another one from Indian hills.”

Communism jokes that are only good when everyone laughs? Now that’s next-level wordplay. Whoever’s in charge of this signboard deserves one gigantic, slow clap. A pun and a history lesson, all in one drive-by giggle. Here’s to community center humor, undefeated and unafraid.

“GoodYear got jokes”

When the blimp itself is pleading with you not to shoot, you know we live in interesting times. It’s almost too absurd, but at least it shows someone up there still has a sense of humor. File this under ‘things I wish were a joke, but also can’t stop laughing at.’

“Better get your credit card out”

The last two words on this sign are all you really need to keep solicitors off your doorstep, but it’s a fun sign regardless.

Heck, it might even be a decent source of passive income.

“When you have a cool teacher”

Teachers know how frustrating it can be to get into a state of flow, only to be distracted by something that’s wholly unnecessary.

This teacher has set up clear expectations, along with proactively anticipating a visit from Jason Momoa.

“Six Word Stories”

This lost chihuahua sign sitting beneath the ‘warning: low flying owls’ sign is some dark, accidental comedy. I really don’t want to connect the dots, but here we are. Best of luck, little guy. May you avoid low-flying danger and find your way home soon.

“If you insist. ”

This sign is either a clever typo or the funniest customer service warning I’ve ever seen. Is touching yourself forbidden, or just frowned upon? I’d be too embarrassed to ask for clarification—guess I’ll just keep my hands (and questions) to myself in this shop.

“Stop”

Well, this intersection really leaves you with no options. You can’t turn left, right, or go straight… What exactly ARE you supposed to do here?. Is this a puzzle? An existential riddle? Either way, I’d just stay put and hope for a reset.

“Who gave Zeb Aimbot?”

Zeb’s warning sign is on another level—who knew a chimp could develop such a reputation? “His aim is accurate” is a chilling detail, I’m suddenly far more cautious. For the record, I’m staying outside the splash zone. Thanks for the heads up, zoo staff.

Just asking”

This is the most relatable billboard graffiti ever. ‘Are you okay?’ ‘No, next question.’ Big mood. It cuts right to the core—sometimes, we all just need to keep it moving and not dwell on the painfully obvious.

“Just stop….”

I feel so called out by this sign. ‘Expertly’ checking the balance of decorative swords is the highlight of every nerd’s trip to the store! Whoever wrote this has clearly seen too many would-be swordsmiths. Sometimes, you just need to stop living your anime dreams in public.

“This made me laugh 😂”

While all dogs are unique in their own way, they also behave in ways that are predictable for their owners.

This dog is lost, but from the sounds of it, the owner is just fine with that status.

“Turned off”

Is it just me, or is this the most passive-aggressive way to say something is broken? ‘Due to leakage’ makes it sound like the sink is about to start confessing its secrets. Bonus points for whoever went with ‘fixage.’ Sometimes, all you can do is laugh and wait.

“I did and didn’t before I forgot”

It’s truly impressive that this note captures, virtually verbatim, the train of thought of a person who’s constantly getting distracted.

Most of us have a filter, but not this boss.