20 Animals that are probably plotting world domination
Whether we realize it or not, animals are slowly and stealthily taking over—and hardly anyone saw it coming. They’ve adapted flawlessly to life beside us, all while perfecting the art of manipulation: charming us as loyal companions while quietly plotting behind the scenes.
We’ve given them endless freedom, full access to our homes, and plenty of time to observe our habits. These photos don’t just show adorable moments—they offer a slightly eerie peek into how animals might actually be preparing for a future face-off with humanity.
They’re Becoming Literate
This might just be the most unsettling image in the entire article. Sure, those glossy kitten eyes are hypnotic—but don’t let them distract you from the real issue here.
This kitten is learning to read. And once animals crack the code of human literacy, it’s game over for us. At that point, the possibilities are endless… and honestly, a little terrifying.
They’re Attacking Our Most Vulnerable
These animals are far more cunning than we give them credit for—and we constantly underestimate their intelligence.
Now, they’ve shifted their attention to our most vulnerable: our children. Case in point? This puppy is using the age-old “sit and smother” technique—a time-tested tactic in the animal kingdom, wrapped in fluff and wagging tails.
Knowledge Is Power
Knowledge is power—a truth humans tend to forget while we’re busy binging memes and doomscrolling. Animals, on the other hand, haven’t lost sight of that. They’ve used it to quietly surpass us.
Just look at this sloth. Despite moving at a snail’s pace, he’s somehow always the first to arrive to class. He’s the star pupil, and rumor has it he’s already preparing to take over the teaching role next semester. Slow and steady doesn’t just win the race—it runs the whole school.
The Devastation They Can Cause Is Insane
Overall, we tend to underestimate the amount of damage our pets can wreak on our homes.
In just seconds, they can turn a beautiful house into what looks like the aftermath of a category five hurricane. They’re swift and skilled little demolition crews.
A Squirrel On The Barbie
Clearly, animals have moved beyond just using our barbecues—they’re now building their own. It’s honestly a bit frightening.
Watching a squirrel grill burgers on a human-sized BBQ is one thing, but realizing they’re clever enough to construct their own setup? Yeah, we’re definitely in trouble.
Obstruction Is Their Middle Name
One of the most frustrating things about these animals is that they seem to take pleasure in bothering us constantly.
Whether it’s knocking food off the counter or sitting on our faces to block our view, they clearly enjoy making us upset. That’s definitely a warning sign.
You Can Dress Em’ Up And Take Em’ Out
It’s pretty unsettling that dogs are beginning to figure out makeup and fashion.
This dog just got the latest Kylie Lip Kit shade, “Ketchup K,” and is ready for a night out. She’s newly single and gearing up for a girls’ night.
They’re Doing The Jobs We Don’t Want To Do
One way our pets earn our trust is by doing tasks we’d rather avoid.
Whether it’s watering plants, picking up dog poop (with their mouths and then eating it), or even raking the lawn, they’re willing to help. Let them do it—but don’t be fooled. It’s all part of their plan to take over your world.
Doing Some R&R
Back in the early 2000s, dogs never knew how to relax or recharge—they were always in full throttle mode.
But now, they’re beginning to realize that constant stress isn’t healthy. By adopting their owners’ chill habits, they’ve found a way to potentially extend their lives. The pool has become a favorite hangout. Here comes a dog mastering the art of taking it easy, and it’s both amusing and a little intimidating.
How Many Cats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
The man in this photo is doing humanity a disservice by showing his cat how to change a dead light bulb.
It’s the small skills like these that will help cats and dogs survive once they’ve locked us away. He’s just speeding up the inevitable.
They’re Training To Be Fire Fighters
They’re attending bar-hang training camps, building their strength by gripping onto poles and holding on for dear life.
At the same time, they’re perfecting their pole-sliding technique—just like firefighters—so they’re ready to take over the stations once we’re out of the picture. Honestly, it’s unsettling to witness.
They’re Always Watching
We’ve gotten so used to having our pets around that we hardly notice how much access they have to our lives. Whether we’re in the bathroom, the shower, or sitting down for dinner, they’re always there.
Constantly observing, they’ve learned our routines—when we’ll be home, when the kids have soccer practice, everything. And honestly, that level of awareness should be a little unsettling.
Hell’s Kitchen Season 200 Winner
If they ever figure out how to cook, our time is up even faster than we imagined.
Once they’re able to whip up a roast beef dinner or bake cupcakes using our kitchen tools, it’s game over. And judging by this cat’s progress, that future isn’t far off.
This Should Scare Everyone
This image is the stuff of nightmares. It offers a chilling look at the deadly tactics cats may use to take down humans.
While this woman was simply doing yoga in her living room, she was ambushed by her cat, who seems intent on attacking her face. It’s one of the most unsettling sights you could imagine.
Nothing To See Here
These pets show no mercy to their own kind if they feel like the slack isn’t being kept up on their side.
The dog under the bed was being too friendly to its owners, and that’s just not acceptable behavior at this point. That was acceptable a few years ago during the “grooming stages” which was to get humans to trust dogs. But now it’s game time.
They’re Not Afraid Of Anyone Or Anything
One massive hurdle that the animals are going to have to overcome is the infighting between species that already hate each other.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise that cats and dogs aren’t always the best of friends to each other. This shows that cats aren’t afraid of anything. They’ll take on big dogs, humans, whales, you name it.
They’re Savage Enough To Go After Their Own
This is a sad picture to look at. Just like there is bullying that happens in the school yard, there’s bullying that happens in the animal kingdom as well.
This is the dog version of getting a swirly and it doesn’t look like a pleasant experience, to say the least. Today it’s the dog, tomorrow it could be you.
They’re Leaning How To Steal
Thankfully, this dog was caught in the act of stealing personal items from its owner that they could use for future Intel.
Unfortunately, this goes on all the time, and we never end up catching them in the act. If you have a dog and don’t believe me, just set up a security camera while you’re gone.
Cats Crunch Numbers
Think animals are clueless when it comes to math? Think again. Just take a look at this cat—deep in thought, effortlessly crunching numbers like a seasoned mathematician. Honestly, the calculator is just for dramatic effect.
Now that animals can do math, construct their own shelters, and prepare their own meals, it’s official: they’ve moved beyond needing humans. We’re just living in their world now.
Master Of Disguise
They’re starting to dress like us now, and honestly, it’s getting a little unsettling. This dog casually strolled up to the bar and ordered a rum and coke.
The most alarming part? No one even asked for ID. If dogs begin blending into the bar scene, we’re in serious trouble—they’ll have access to all our secrets, quirks, and questionable decisions. Hanging around tipsy humans is a fast track to learning way too much.
