Funny bumper stickers that are too funny not to laugh at

Have you ever come across a car sticker at a red light that you would want for yourself? Maybe it made you laugh or think, but you know that you enjoyed it.

Well, here is a handful for you to get inspiration from the next time you think about purchasing.

Only For Jolie

This person went all out to express their love for Angelina Jolie. I hope she sees this!

I’ve never seen someone go to these lengths for an actress, but it’s inspiring.

Save The Chickens

Here’s one that might make you laugh after you think about it for a second.

It also showcases the personality of the driver, who might love animals or have a farm.

That’s Deep

If this this happened, global warming would accelerate. That would be a ton of gas in the air!

Good thing it really isn’t possible. Still, it’s a good question to ask.

No Kids, All Money

If you’re married with no kids, your income is significantly higher—no bad mouths to feed or clothe. It sounds like a dream.

Maybe everyone should wait to have kids until they become super-rich.

Give Him A Break

This driver is 70 and doesn’t want to deal with anyone else on the road, or in life.

He’s got a medal on there too, so this older gentleman means business.

Don’t Think Too Much!

Kudos to this driver and this sticker they have. Thinking can do a lot of harm in certain situations.

Instead of being submissive and easily controlled by a partner, thinking for yourself negates that. Some can’t handle that kind of person.

Heroes Unite!

It looks like a 16-year-old who just got their license slapped this on their car.

I have no issue with that; this is a great car sticker. The claws are the best.

They Are Teople Poo

This is brilliant. Some dyslexic people are really insecure about their condition, but this is a bright spot.

I know this gets a lot of laughs from drivers that pass.

That Would Be Great

If we had the chance to own smaller dinosaurs, that would be sensational. I hope history does repeat itself.

Maybe dinosaurs wouldn’t even want to attack or eat us. We’ll never know…

Come Over If You’re Thick

This is a great sticker according to the CDC guidelines. This driver should get a sponsor.

If I saw that, I would for sure stay home. The other option sounds fun as well.

Sure You Did

When you’re in a car like this, it can mean several things. The most popular reason is because you have kids.

This driver wants us to know they were cool before the kids came.

A Paradox?

If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t have this sticker on your car at all. This is clearly satire, but it’s good.

Is that a lawnmower running over the family members?

The Important Question

You won’t need your car after the rapture if that’s what you believe in, so why not say yes?

This person has the decency to ask before you just up and leave.

That’s A Great Point

You know what, this is a brilliant point. This might be something others never contemplated.

It makes sense on paper, but I know a pastor will do anything to dispute it.