The internet is nothing if not helpful, right? That’s why pro tips and life tips abound on pretty much every social media platform you can open – and they’re given by people who mostly have no qualifications, besides.
While some of them really are great and have improved our lives here and there, these 12 are not that at all.
These 12 will not change your life, so fair warning. Try them at your own risk.
12. Someone will always want you.
Even if it’s just the police.
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11. I mean none of this is a lie.
Except for the notion that it might help your boredom.
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10. Or you could just say no.
It’s not as clever but it’s just as effective.
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9. I wouldn’t advise trying to put a horse in a car.
I guess it’s possible though.
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8. Trust me, women feel the same way.
About more than one thing, though.
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7. Cut ’em off at the pass.
That’s showing them.
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6. Do not try this at home.
But if you do, let us know how it goes.
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5. It can’t taste worse than a PSL.
Don’t kill me, Starbucks cronies.
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4. Keep the expectations low.
This is actually decent life advice.
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3. This is terrible effing advice.
Do this if you want to cause your spouse crippling anxiety!
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2. You’ve gotta leave yourself and out.
I mean, you’re not an expert.
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1. Ok this is not actually bad advice.
People are always willing to forgive the newbie.
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People really are funny as long as they’re not expecting anyone to take them seriously.
What’s the best worst life tip anyone has given you? Lay it on us in the comments!
