Listen, I know that puns are awful and like, the lowest form of comedy or whatever, but listen – there has to be a reason that they’ve endured for so long, right? Maybe, somewhere in the dank, embarrassing, lazy parts of our brain, we love laughing at these stupid jokes!
If you love shaking your head and chuckling even when you don’t want to/mean to, then these 12 puns are going to be right up your alley.
12. Talk about graveyard humor.
I’ll show myself out.
11. He’s just a little chili.
Why am I laughing?
https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/147691318443
10. I get more delighted with each post.
These are my people.
9. Protect your screens, folks.
It’s hopeless to try not to laugh.
8. Take him down.
They definitely had it coming.
7. They could do this all day.
And I kind of hope they do.
6. Each one is better than the last.
Or worse, I suppose, depending on your point of view.
5. Disqualified.
Show yourself to the door, sir.
4. One for the kiddos.
3. It’s a classic for a reason.
Because it still makes you chuckle.
2. How dairy YOU?
I know. I’m sorry.
1. That’s how you know you’ve got a good one.
And dad is cracking up in the background.
I am not ashamed to admit that I love a good pun!
If you don’t hate yourself too much to say, tell us in the comments which one was your favorite.