Some movies make you so glad you turned them on and spent your valuable time watching them. Others make you wish you’d turned them off the moment you realized they had no redeeming value.
Others? You don’t know how to feel, because you’re too busy asking yourself wtf you just watched.
If that’s something you’d like to avoid, these 13+ people are warning you to stay away from the films on this list.
15. Specifically.
Gummo, specifically the bathtub scene where the kid’s eating spaghetti while his mom washes his hair
14. In a positive sense.
“Prisoners” starring Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. That movie was such a slow-burner thriller, and once it ended, it was like WTF, but in a positive sense.
13. I was traumatized for the rest of the evening.
The movie “Dead Girl”
Two high school boys discover an imprisoned woman in an abandoned mental asylum who cannot die, she’s something like a zombie girl tied on a bed.
I am seriously not sissy by watching wicked shit but when they started to drill holes into her body, to penetrate them with their little wieners, I just turned off the TV and was traumatized for the rest of the evening.
12. Not that I didn’t love it.
Mulholland Drive.
Not that I didn’t love it, but, I ended the movie and all I had to say was, “Wait, what?”
11. Weird low budget stuff.
Bad Taste. Peter Jackson started out doing weird low budget stuff before Lord of the Rings. Meet the Feebles as well.
10. Something to that effect.
Abducted in plain sight.
On top of the fact that he convinced the daughter that an alien species was talking to her and that if she didn’t sleep with him and marry him, her whole family was going to die when she turned 15. Or something to that effect.
9. Just that question.
Happiness…gradeschool kid asks his pedophile father, “Why don’t you want to fuck me?”
8. So damn weird.
Enemy, directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Jake Gyllenhaal. So damn weird.
7. That came outta nowhere.
Hereditary with the girls head. That came outta nowhere.
6. The definition.
Primer
the definition of “WTF did I just watch”
5. Three different people.
Dog tooth. I saw that in theatre, and on my way back to my car, three different people that I didn’t know started up convos with me just about how utterly bizarre that was.
4. The WTF part.
Swiss army man.
Hank : Because I’m just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny : But maybe everyone’s a little bit ugly. Maybe we’re all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it’ll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank : Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.
The WTF part is that the movie makes this sound beautiful.
3. All the musicians quit.
Eyes Wide Shut. That movie was so weird all the musicians quit halfway through, so the producers were left with using the intern who lied about being able to play the piano.
2. Wasn’t expecting that at all.
Old Boy. The original one.
1. Are you okay?
100% Midsommar.
I was curious so I looked up the parent’s guide
At two points in the film, female pubic hair and period blood is consumed. This is more disturbing than sexual. We see a tapestry that shows this as well.
Ok what the fuckThe director of the film did an AMA and one of the questions was: “are you okay?”
Director replied: “No.”
Fair warning!
