6. Lollipop

I was at a restaurant with my folks and my sister when I was 4 years old. When kids under 9 finished everything on their plate, they would get a free lollipop. My father had ordered the 3-piece fish dinner.

He was almost done with his meal and got to about the last bit of fish and noticed something ‘charred’ in his fish. He picked at it and picked at it, then eventually just tore it open and right there…as plain as day was a cockroach INSIDE this fish fillet…He got up, threw it away, told the manager and just walked out.

On the car ride home I piped up and said as I was holding my lollipop up, “If you manned up and finished, you’d have a lollipop too!”

7. Stellar Service

Ordering sides at a steakhouse..

Waitress: “Baked potato or fries?”

Me: “Fries please.”

Waitress: “Ok, I’ll repeat your order.. ” — reads correct order from notepad

steak arrives with a baked potato

Me: “Excuse me, I ordered fries.”

Waitress: look of disgust/astonishment “No you did not!”

Me: “Yes I did.”

Waitress: “Fine!!” proceeds to grab the baked potato with her bare hands off my plate and take it back to the kitchen