15. Pizza

Myself and two friends were eating pizza. It took ages until we got it. When we got it, it was cold and it didn’t taste well at all. Each of us only managed to eat half (being very hungry because we had to wait so long – otherwise we would have given it back).

When the waiter asked us how it was when we paid, we explained what we didn’t like about it. It came cold, some ingredients were overcooked, some were nearly raw, the crust was slack. He insisted that we were wrong. That it must have been our bad taste, the food would be fine.

We demanded the manager. He came and repeated the waiter’s opinion – with the addition of being very angry and personally insulted.

Never going there again.

16. 5 Second Rule?

At a restaurant with a friend. He orders a club sandwich (they cut them in four corners). On the way to our table food in hand, one of the corners falls on the floor right in front of us. The lady stops, takes the plates back, cleans the food off the floor, and then comes back with his food presented as if there should only be three pieces to it…

17. Naan

Ordered garlic naan at a restaurant in the UK once. The waiter took the full order, then disappeared into the back, came out 30 seconds later with his jacket on, and left to go the Tesco opposite, came back in with a nasty processed packet of pita bread, and served us that after he obviously microwaved it….me and my friends were beyond flabbergasted, we mentioned it at the end of the meal, he flat out denied it!!