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If you could ask God one “Yes or No” question, what would you say?
Here’s how folks responded on AskReddit.
1. What happens next?
“After dy**g, is there any existence other than my atoms being reconstituted to make something else?”
2. Getting harsh.
“Are you giving me the only chance to ask you a question be a Yes or No question because you’re too lazy to explain this bulls**t you did?”
3. A good one.
“”Are my animals here too? Can I see them?”
I’d much rather spend eternity with my cats/dogs than with most of the people I know.”
4. Dang…
“Will I ever get laid?
God: Nope.”
5. That would be helpful.
“Hey man could you please explain the Pythagorean Therory to me?
I’m kinda struggling with it in school right now and I got a test coming up.”
6. On the hot seat.
“Do you seriously expect people to worship you on penalty of eternal torture without direct evidence that you even exist?”
7. We need to know!
“Did those spiders really crawl in my mouth when I was sleeping?
Lord, I need to know this!”
8. Free will?
“Do humans have free will although you are omniscient and claim to know everything that has happened, is happening and will happen?”
9. Am I doing this right?
“Am I a good person?
Like I think I am but I’d like some reassurance.
If he says no I guess at least I know and can try harder.”
10. Your time to shine.
“I’d ask him one of those paradox questions that basically forces him to lie regardless of whether he says yes or no.
Now he’s no longer perfect and has been defeated.”
11. What’s next?
“Do people really live in heaven for eternity when they follow what is written in the Bible?”
12. Priorities…
“Is there bacon in Heaven?
Because if the answer is no, I don’t wanna stay.”
13. Perplexing.
“Were you created by someone?
This is one question that will always perplex me and probably everyone to ever ponder it. Whether you believe in God or not, the creation of the universe cannot and will not ever be explained.
For those who believe in God (myself included), there is no way to explain how God has always just “existed” he just has, and for those who don’t believe in God, the universe also just “existed” at one point.”
14. You knew this was coming.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Why haven’t you answered ?”
What would YOU ask God if you were only allowed one question?
Let us know what you think in the comments.
Thanks a lot!
