Sometimes, in the midst of our incredibly busy lives, we forget that we need to take the time to relax, reflect, and take care of ourselves. Maybe not all the time, but at least occasionally.

I’m sure you’ve heard of “Self Care Sunday,” where you treat and pamper yourself after a lot of hard work? Well, these tweets are kind of about that phenomenon, but they flip it on its head a little bit with some humor.

Enjoy…and see if these tweets speak to you…

1. Please fix me.

me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ

— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017

2. Does it work, though?

https://twitter.com/themackenzilee/status/904509242346008576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E904509242346008576&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F12%2F08%2Fself-care-sunday-15-tweets%2F%3Futm_content%3Dbufferaa174%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook%26utm_source%3Dpleatedjeans%26utm_campaign%3Dooo

3. All good tips.

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1045283992461688834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1045283992461688834&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F12%2F08%2Fself-care-sunday-15-tweets%2F%3Futm_content%3Dbufferaa174%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook%26utm_source%3Dpleatedjeans%26utm_campaign%3Dooo

4. Totally worth it.

Happy Self Care Sunday. Have some waffles. Pet a dog. Masturbate. Watch John Wick and practice karate naked in the living room. Cut your own hair. Drink 3 RedBulls and throw a knife at God. You’re worth it.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 24, 2019

5. I have a feeling it would be popular.

Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things"

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@fleurdeliqueur) August 8, 2018

6. Do what you gotta do.

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018

7. I do!

does anyone else write things they already did in their planner just so u can cross it out and feel accomplished

— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) August 27, 2018

8. Sorry about that…

https://twitter.com/nataliemac17/status/1020883342965821440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1020883342965821440&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F12%2F08%2Fself-care-sunday-15-tweets%2F%3Futm_content%3Dbufferaa174%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook%26utm_source%3Dpleatedjeans%26utm_campaign%3Dooo

9. Start today!

once i start taking my own advice it’s over for u bitches

— adam (@brokeangeI) December 6, 2017

10. This is so funny.

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG

— david (@_elvishpresley_) June 29, 2018

11. All very good tips.

cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord’s number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 5, 2018

12. The last one is crucial.

https://twitter.com/laurenstrapa/status/929116577680703488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E929116577680703488&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F12%2F08%2Fself-care-sunday-15-tweets%2F%3Futm_content%3Dbufferaa174%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook%26utm_source%3Dpleatedjeans%26utm_campaign%3Dooo

13. Doesn’t seem to be working…

thinking about camomile tea: oh yeah i love it, the calming drink

actually drinking camomile tea: the hot hay water has not relaxed me

— madeleine holden (@madeleinecholia) April 15, 2018

14. I need to talk about how healthy I am.

me: *eats one piece of fruit for the first time in weeks*
me: self care is so important!! love urself!! ur body is a temple👏👌

— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) April 8, 2017

15. I see…

Anything I do not want to do is emotional labor. Anything I do want to do is self care. I will not be expanding on this rn.

— sarah kelly (@thesarahkelly) November 27, 2018

Take good care of yourself in 2020 and beyond!

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15 Funny Tweets About Self-Care

1. Please fix me.

2. Does it work, though?

3. All good tips.

4. Totally worth it.

5. I have a feeling it would be popular.

6. Do what you gotta do.

7. I do!

8. Sorry about that…

9. Start today!

10. This is so funny.

11. All very good tips.

12. The last one is crucial.

13. Doesn’t seem to be working…

14. I need to talk about how healthy I am.

15. I see…

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1. Please fix me.

2. Does it work, though?

3. All good tips.

4. Totally worth it.

5. I have a feeling it would be popular.

6. Do what you gotta do.

7. I do!

8. Sorry about that…

9. Start today!

10. This is so funny.

11. All very good tips.

12. The last one is crucial.

13. Doesn’t seem to be working…

14. I need to talk about how healthy I am.

15. I see…

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