#10. I believe this belongs to you…

I’m kind of kinky. Sometimes I’ll go out wearing a butt plug and a pair of my wife’s panties beneath my normal clothing.

No one else can tell, but even just the idea is so hot for me.

One day when I was doing that I got into a car accident. I was rushed into the hospital. I had to be stripped down so they could make sure I was okay.

I’m sure a nurse had to remove my panties and butt plug.

Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown.

#11. The Frown

When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and I’m not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason.

So, I took off my pants, and upon seeing my junk, he frowned, looked up at me, back to me junk, and frowned again.

Great way to start a career of phallic disappointment.

#12. “I never went back again.”

I was about 12-years-old, showing up for my routine physical. It was about to begin. I jumped on the scale, then my stomach started killing me. It slowly went away.

The testicle toss was coming up. I’m holding in my diarrhea-churning stomach. I get the okay to cough as she cups my balls.

Yeah, I coughed a little harder than usual, and I splattered poop everywhere. I left specks of poop juice on the outer side of her hand and shit a soupy spot on the floor.

I never went back again.