#10. I mean…he’s not wrong. Though I do feel like it’d suck to clip a headstone with your bumper.
My uncle teaches all my cousins how to drive in the cemetery because “you can’t kill anyone there.” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Maura Nealon (@MauraNealon12) November 16, 2016
#9. Well I, for one, hope he got what he ordered.
My brother once ordered the “quicky” at a restaurant. He was ordering the “Quiche” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Monica Munn (@monicamm9) November 16, 2016
#8. The Not-So-Subtle Shame table.
We have a kids table, adults table, and a “kids who should be married but aren’t yet” table at every holiday gathering. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Maddy Pryor (@maddyyypryor) November 16, 2016
#7. Because of the things I’ve found in my bra, no judgment.
A doctor once discovered 2 pennies stuck to my dad’s ass during a physical #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Andrew (@andrewfreel13) November 16, 2016
#6. Can’t stop wondering whether he ever fessed up.
My mom thought my weed was seasoning and used it for cooking. my entire family was high and I’ve never been so amused #MyFamilyIsWeird
— KERMIT (@Backinthedaytw) November 16, 2016
