Cats. Love them, hate them…they honestly don’t really give a crap.
But if you choose to co-habitate with one (not own one; that’s not a thing), or one chooses to co-habitate with you, then you have to know that these 15 situations are very likely in your future.
Take it or leave it.
Once again, the cat doesn’t really care.
15. Cat body parts have different names than you learned in kindergarten. For example, these are toe beans:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ekTggBoJV/?utm_source=ig_embed
14. Cats are entertainment – just add catnip.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0JyBR2nV0B/?utm_source=ig_embed
13. If you need to stand, they will sit on you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxGMnwxjf8w/?utm_source=ig_embed
12. When a cat decides to hold your hand, you have been blessed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFaWIVfwL4G/?utm_source=ig_embed
11. Even cats need to know they’re beautiful.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRmCJHA_no/?utm_source=ig_embed
10. You might as well have a teenager.
https://twitter.com/thisisntserena/status/1154112386917269505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fclarkmccaskill%2F20-weird-things-that-only-make-sense-if-you-have-a-cat
9. Dressing them up is SO. PRECIOUS.
https://twitter.com/sighrolanna/status/1155502335709384704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fclarkmccaskill%2F20-weird-things-that-only-make-sense-if-you-have-a-cat
8. The weirdest stuff freaks them out.
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByiZbmRnLGF/?utm_source=ig_embed
7. They strike very silly poses just before wrecking your stuff.
6. They sneeze just like people.
https://www.instagram.com/p/By48PnNh0LF/?utm_source=ig_embed
5. Your sink is not just your sink, anymore.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzLE-niDEnv/?utm_source=ig_embed
4. Even disdain makes you feel nice, if it comes from a cat.
3. Work is no longer your first priority .
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv_LaG-lMEY/?utm_source=ig_embed
2. If your cat isn’t on your holiday card are you even a cat owner?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brx5Zccne_c/?utm_source=ig_embed
1. There is nothing your cat can’t get into. Nothing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gb0VSFDWF/?utm_source=ig_embed
Now, go pet your cat – but only for the allotted amount of time.
