If you haven’t dreamed about shouting at everyone in the world the way you shout into the void, well…I doubt we would ever be friends. It’s tempting to think that if we could just get everyone to listen to reason, things could be different – but what would you say?
These 17 people have some great ideas of what they would say if they had the world’s ear, so let’s check them out.
17. Talk about ruining days.
At 8:00 am someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions to follow.
16. It would be chaos.
Planet #75231 is due for eradication in 7 days. Thank you for participating.
I feel like this would cause everyone just commit crimes.
And take drugs, do “all the things they wanted to do”, confess their love, hatred….. Only for the world to just go on, lol
15. Sounds major.
We are coming. Prepare.
14. Another Truman.
“I’m so glad we dont live in a simulation like this idiot…”
13. No one would notice because that song is already stuck in our heads.
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOWWWWWWWW.
Call JG Wentworth 877 CASH NOW!!!!
12. Such a great show.
“Eleanor! You flipped the wrong…oh they’re listening right now aren’t they”
What the fork? Fork, why can’t i say fork?
11. A lot of believers suddenly.
“Hey this is God and I’m shutting down this server”
“Make sure to save your characters if you want to return after the restart.”
10. Great episode.
“Welcome to San Junipero; the digital afterlife.You died yesterday. But first, a quick word from our sponsor: NordVPN – Protect your afterlife with…”
9. Time to cash in.
Would 1000% sell the opportunity to a company for a global ad, become rich saying just one line and retire to a remote tropical island.
you could write some kinda contract where they pay you afterwards. it’s not like they wouldn’t know if you actually did it or not because they’d all hear it too.
8. Don’t panic, though.
People of Earth your attention please. This is Prostectic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planet Council.
As you no doubt will be aware, the plans for the development of the outlying regions of the western spiral arm of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system and, regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition.
The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes thank you very much.
7. Amen to that.
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!
Everyone will stand up. Cz there is a slim shady in all of us.
6. Everyone would freeze all at once.
Id just start counting down from 10.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3- 3- 3- 3, 2- 2- 2- 2- t- tw- Simulation has failed, please step to your left and exit through the door.
5. That would be amusing.
“Moan if you want to live.” In like a scary voice or something.
4. God is going to have to pony up.
“Use promo code “God” for 50% off your next order at Arby’s”
We have THE MEATS… Just not on Fridays.
3. We’re all still on the edge.
“Now Commencing The Annual Purge”
At the start of the pandemic when the quarantine/lockdowns had just started and everyone was on edge and scared af, someone in our neighborhood decided to go around blasting The Purge siren from their car.
Scared the crap out of me, ngl.
2. Why would you do this?
Since a lot of people won’t speak my language, I would just shout in agony, the spookiest screeching you would ever hear, for 2 minutes straight.
Then I would clear my throat and vanish to never be heard again by them
1. I think some of us feel that way anyway.
“you know all these people would freak out if they knew they are living in a simulation”
I’m not sure I could come up with anything better.
Do you think you could? Let us know what you would shout into the non-void in the comments!
