I love when AskReddits are all serious and make you think about the state of the world or like, question your humanity and stuff.
I also love when Reddit asks random questions, funny questions, and questions that let us see things from a different perspective or just laugh about how weird human beings really are.
These 17 things that people say taste worse the more you eat them are definitely the second kind, and I totally love it.
17. Totally overrated.
White chocolate. A little is great, but having more than that leads slowly but surely towards nausea-ville.
For dark there are different recipes, some brands are less bitter, some are more, even for same % of cocoa.
I eat different chocolate differently. Milk chocolate I can just chew and eat in large amounts, dark I take in small pieces and let melt in my mouth savoring it slowly, white I can eat a few pieces but tire of if too much.
And ofcourse, for chocolate in general Belgian/Swiss brands rules, UK brands are average, US is weird and sometimes have a strange aftertaste.
16. Your insides feel slick.
Greasy foods.
So damn delicious when hungry but it gets to a point where you’re not exactly full but you just want to stop cause you’re sick of the greasiness.
15. Slow down.
I wouldn’t necessarily say “tastes worse” but cereal becomes increasingly painful the more you eat.
Like, I get high and want to eat an entire box of honey-nut cheerios but after bowl #3 the roof of my mouth is telling me to call 911.
14. They almost hurt your teeth.
To me the first bites of sweet foods taste amazing but the more I have the less enjoyable they become.
The older I get the more I enjoy eating less of something sweet, like chocolate or candy. 3 pieces and I’m satisfied.
As a kid I could eat a whole pack or box of stuff.
13. The ultimate example.
I feel like Doritos are the ultimate use case here. Like, I can’t stop eating them, but after a certain point, they just start tasting like shit and making me kinda sick.
Not that I stop at that point, no. I don’t stop until I’ve eaten enough to burp Doritos for at least 48 hours.
12. Not the best day.
Prep solution for a colonoscopy.
Foulest stuff I’ve ever drank in my life. The only thing I’ve ever had that made me start dry heaving at the thought of having to drink more.
Lemon lime flavor?!?! Sure….
11. A limit to bacon.
Really salty bacon, it’s good at first but the more you eat it the more you taste the acrid sodium numbing your taste buds.
A few years back my friend and I got toasted and went to an all-you-can-eat buffet place, and that was the day I learned there is a limit to how much bacon my body can handle.
10. The Devil’s treat.
Marshmallows, including Peeps.
The first one doesn’t taste too bad. The second is so sweet it’s sickening.
9. Cotton candy anything.
Cotton candy bang energy.
I work with a guy who goes nuts every time he sees a vending machine with bang and if it’s got cotton candy or rainbow unicorn he’s jumping up and down with glee.
8. That’s one way to describe it.
Fudge. Eventually your throat will physically roll at the thought of eating more.
That’s why it’s usually served in such small pieces. It’s not meant to be eaten in more than a few bites!
7. You have to know when to stop.
Sour candy like Sour Patch Kids. Irritated the fuck out of my tongue when I ate a bunch while high and had multiple enflamed taste buds for a week.
6. I have to disagree.
Doughnuts start off the best thing I have ever stuffed in my face, but then quickly degrade into “wtf am I doing with my life” after only 2 or 3.
It’s so sad because they continue to taste amazing – you just physically can’t eat any more.
5. Don’t cross the line.
Oreos. You never know where the line is til you cross it. I found the line with the help of Mega Stuff Oreos.
I can hardly handle the white stuff in a regular Oreo, I don’t know why. I am no stranger to sweet things, but something about the oreo just doesn’t sit well in my stomach. Love the cookie though.
4. Instant regret.
I’m that way with McDonald’s.
It’s delicious when I haven’t eaten anything all day, but sometimes when I’m eating I’m like “what the heck am I putting in my mouth this gross.”
Described my McDonalds experience perfectly. I usually go a few months in between, so I’ll build it up’ in my head.
I order way too much food and after a few bites I instantly regret my decision.
3. Mean fruit.
Kiwis, eventually they start eating you and your mouth gets this horrible stinging that water can’t wash away and you just sorta gotta suffer for loving kiwis.
I ate them until my tongue literally began to bleed once when I was a kid.
2. Lesson not learned.
About once every 5 or so years, I’ll somehow end up eating Long John Silvers, and it goes the same way every time.
1st bite, “hey, this isn’t as bad as I remember. Pretty good actually.”
2nd bite, “hmm, actually it’s not that good, but it’s ok I guess.”
3rd bite, “o yea, now I remember why I never this trash.”
I never learn my lesson…
1. Totally destroyed.
Blowpops.
That gum is not worth how raw your mouth feels afterwards.
I mean, I don’t know if I agree with most of these, but I do love the chat.
What would you put on this list? Tell us what and why in the comments!
