17. Do you?

My math teacher said: “If you don’t understand, ask me. There are no stupid questions.”

Where a guy in my class quickly responded: “Is that so? Do you cut your toe nails with a chainsaw?”

18. Francais

Not a teacher, but this happened in an upper level French class where you can only speak French. If you speak English, the teacher scolds you in French.

My friend walked in a few minutes late for a quiz, and wasn’t allowed to take it. My friend looked at the teacher and said (in English), “That’s BS.”

The teacher looked back angrily and said (also in English), “What did you just say?”

My friend: “En Français, monsieur.”

He got kicked out of the class.

19. Airhead

One of my classes is fun in that we give each other hard times, but all in good fun and accomplish a lot. A girl starts giggling uncontrollably for no reason, and she’s a bit of an airhead so I asked her if she saw something shiny and if that entertained her.

Another boy jumps in and says, “Yeah Mister, your head”

I’m going bald. I wanted to pretend to be mad but it was just too damn funny.