Reddit users share moments that made them think, “Something’s fishy”
What do you do when things are suspicious? Do you stick around to investigate, or do you hit the road? If you’re anything like these people, you probably take photos to dissect the situation further. In this list, we round up the funniest instances of fishy behavior as documented by Reddit users.
Read on for some suspicious moments that convinced us these situations were fishier than the whole sea.
“To Be Fair, My Wife Did Think This Paddling Pool Was Oddly Cheap”
When in doubt, listen to your spouse.
They might not know everything, but their gut feelings can save you some time and humiliation in most cases. That’s a pool for ants.
“The Snow On My Husband’s Car Looks Like Cloth”
There’s no way this is snow. That has to be a blanket.
The way it rides up at the bottom resembles cloth, not Mother Nature. Something fishy is going on here.
“Day 7: The Dog Is Beginning To Question Things…”
If I were this dog, I’d question things as well.
It knows this isn’t the same species as it is, so why does it have dots? Something fishy is going on here.
Thanks For The Heads-Up
Whenever someone denies something before they’re even asked about it, they’re immediately suspicious.
Even if this was a joke, they would be the first suspects thanks to this message on the van.
This Spider Has Taken Up Knitting
Sure, they say this is a regular web with some frost on it, but this is too good for that.
It’s clear that spiders have developed the ability to knit, and they’re coming for our grandmas.
“The Guy Down The Hall Is An Exchange Student From Ethiopia”
Some people put ketchup in the fridge, some leave it in the pantry. Maybe the same can be said about body wash and dish soap?
I can’t make an excuse for the Febreze spray in the back, though. That’s strictly a him thing.
“This Building Looks Like A Single Wall Of Windows”
This has to be proof that we’re living in the Matrix.
No building should look like there’s only one wall. Where in the world is the rest of the building?
“These Clouds By My House Look Like A UFO Invasion”
Is this the aliens warning humans that they’re close to invading us?
They start by making clouds that resemble wild UFOs as a way to make us familiar with their technology.
Two Bears Being Shady In The Backyard
These bears are for sure up to no good.
They found a safe zone in this person’s backyard, and they’re handling business like an episode of The Wire. These are smart bears.
“Sunlight From The Little Window Next To The Shower Hit The Bowl Juuust Right”
Why do I feel like this toilet is about to give me a video game quest? The light from the sun can’t just be hitting it this perfectly.
Whoever lives here needs to sleep with one eye open.
“Another Day At The Job Site”
That’s a strange way of saying “locked” and “unlocked,” and it really makes me wonder what was going through this person’s head.
Is it just a good joke, or are there really people out there pooping with friends?
Dog Wants To Talk To Owner After She Goes Out Of Town
This little dog doesn’t want his owner to go out of town anymore.
It’s a bit fishy that it knew how to sit at the table like this. It’s almost like it’s advanced beyond dog smarts.
“Just Trying To Get My Work Done When I See This Suspicious Guy Watching Me”
This house is mighty suspicious. The glare it has is a bit obnoxious, but that’s how a sneaky person would look.
It makes you wonder what the person who took this pic was doing to make the house look like that…
“My Black Cat Looks Like My White Cat’s Shadow”
This is a magical cat that casts perfect shadows wherever it goes, and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
There aren’t two cats here regardless of how it looks to you.
“I Suspect That There Might Be A Story Behind His…”
If you put the pieces together, you’ll figure out why IKEA placed this message on the toilet.
Someone probably had to go really bad and couldn’t hold it in any longer.
“I Went To A Festival The Other Day And This Creepy Sign Caught My Eye…”
This looks like the sign you follow if you want to get into trouble with the authorities.
That man standing by it must be going in that direction, but he shouldn’t.
“Very Suspicious Person In The Neighborhood”
Some people have too much time on their hands. Why would someone think a person in a FedEx jacket is doing something suspicious by delivering a package?
Did they think it was an impostor?
The Quotation Marks Around “Meat Service” Raise A Lot Of Questions
If you’re going to use quotation marks, you should’ve placed them around the whole statement.
Now, it looks like “meat service” could mean something else. What is this “meat service,” really?
“This Makes Me Extremely Suspicious”
There’s no bank sign here, which leads me to believe that this could be a fake.
I’m sure people use it, but don’t bet on me being one of those individuals.
“Seems Like There’s A Missed Opportunity Here…”
If you sell modern neon signs, why didn’t you use one to advertise to the people?
As a potential customer, you probably shouldn’t get a neon sign from this place.
“The Most Suspiciously Named Drink Of All Time…”
While the name is highly suspicious, I can assure you that this drink is harmless.
It tastes better than it sounds, but maybe they wanted it to be that way.
Has To Be Legit
I don’t want any part of the business this truck offers.
That star looks like a ripoff from the Dallas Cowboys, and the rest of the vehicle looks like a load of trash.
“My Dog Groomer Said There Had Been An Incident, But That She ‘Styled It Out'”
What kind of incident took place with this poor dog?
It looks like it saw things it wasn’t supposed to see! That white styled out spot doesn’t do it any justice.
“Had To Check To Make Sure Luna Hadn’t Gotten Into The Edibles. They Were All There…”
The edibles might’ve been there, but maybe she sniffed them for too long.
This good girl looks like she’s a bit under the influence, but maybe she had an allergic reaction?
Cars CAN Talk
This is the moment some people have been waiting to see. This is proof that cars can communicate! If you’ve always felt suspicious of them, worry no more.
At least they seem nice.
Aesthetically Unpleasing
These strange life-sized banana goose hybrid statues are placed around cities and in public parks in Algeria apparently.
We’re not sure if they’re supposed to encourage children to play or deter them…
He Loves The Heat
This little lizard decided to migrate his way into someone’s home and found the warmest place he could fit:
The display clock on the microwave. Good luck heating up your food!
For All Your Transportation Needs
For “when you take your goat along for a ride but prefer not having it inside the car.” Ah yes. Because we do that so frequently.
Thank goodness all of our prayers have been answered.
