Let’s face it, in the age of Internet dating (which is basically like being set up on an endless series of blind dates, but instead of a trusted friend as the go-between, we’re trusting computer algorithms), you’re going to need a good reason to split once in a while.
Yes, I’m being generous.
So here you go – keep this list in your phone. Or, if you’re not into crib notes, just memorize a few.
You’ll thank me later.
20. The grass is always greener and all that
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19. That should do it
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18. What if they didn’t even care? LOL.
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17. I have a lot of questions…
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16. No one likes an early finisher
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15. If someone said this to me it would make me want to date them MORE. Lol.
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14. “Would you like to meet them?”
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13. I feel like this would just turn some people on
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12. People do love their hashtag game!
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11. Now that’s a slap in the face
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10. This is a ripoff of a Seinfeld joke, but it’s still funny
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9. Pretty sure Bette Davis used this one already
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8. Short and impossible to argue with – 10/10
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7. Definitely a little too much for a first date
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6. There’s always gotta be one…
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5. Points
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4. I imagine the other person’s chair spinning like in a cartoon when they run away
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3. I’m guessing this probably happens fairly often
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2. IDK, he might not get the message?
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1. This one is my personal favorite
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