i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth pic.twitter.com/LOw16CqPeJ

— chris (@skatehair) June 28, 2019

My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` pic.twitter.com/KdU75tRYDb

— AMP (@alygat) June 13, 2019

Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌 pic.twitter.com/NwF0xYabHQ

— あかり (@Babyshoujo) June 30, 2019

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die

— september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013

*using Ouija board*

"hello, is there anyone there"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*

— matty (@poastsbymatt) July 20, 2018

me, low on iron:

my vision when I stand:

* * . * . * . *
. * . * . .
* * . * . *. . *. .
* * * . *. * .
. * . * .

— Tree🌲 (@treejacksonn) February 20, 2019

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you’re just like???? go take a nap?????

— jodie (@jodieegrace) January 9, 2018

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought https://t.co/VCs5ZCPQqE

— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) May 27, 2019

Avon Targaryen. https://t.co/55aBc8P0uD

— GirlMom🧚‍♀️💕 (@_MANDYNEXTDOOR) May 22, 2019

Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. pic.twitter.com/EIrz6wR0bz

— Casey McCormick (@itsmeCaseyMc) May 21, 2019

4 Pictures
1 Story pic.twitter.com/dXB1RQUrAn

— Joshua Lim (@ihave2mums) June 22, 2019

my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN

— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019

The most important thing you’ll see today pic.twitter.com/3PY6tPj5Ls

— Dirt Road Queen ♡ (@DirtRoadQueen__) March 29, 2019

let her perform her spells in peace https://t.co/DFA1GxTvZu

— alex 🇵🇸 (@alxjasper) March 5, 2019