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22 Songs People Improved By Replacing All Occurrences of the Words “I”, “Me”, and “My” With “Greg”

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#8. Greg Wanna Talk About Greg

Greg wanna talk about Greg

Wanna talk about Greg

Wanna talk about number one

Oh Greg Greg Greg

What Greg think, what Greg like, what Greg know, what Greg want, what Greg see

Greg like talking about Greg Greg Greg Greg usually, but occasionally,

Greg wanna talk about Greg

#9. Barbie Girl

Greg’s a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.

You can brush Greg’s hair, undress Greg everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

#10. A Different Side of Greg

But Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little unwell

Greg knows right now you can’t tell

But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see

A different side of Greg

Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little impaired

Greg knows right now you don’t care

But soon enough you’re gonna think of Greg

And how Greg used to be, Greg

#11. Greg’s Sharona

Ooh, Greg’s little pretty one, Greg’s pretty one

When you gonna give Greg some time, Sharona

Ooh, you make Greg’s motor run, Greg’s motor run

Got it coming off o’ the line, Sharona

#12. Greg Will Survive

At first Greg was afraid

Greg was petrified

Kept thinking Greg could never live

without you by Greg’s side

But then Greg spent so many nights

thinking how you did Greg wrong

And Greg grew strong

And Greg learned how to get along

#13. Greg Want To Fuck You Like An Animal

Greg want to fuck you like an animal

Greg want to feel you from the inside

Greg want to fuck you like an animal

Greg whole existence is flawed

You get Greg closer to God

#14. Beautiful

Greg is beautiful, no matter what they say

No, words can’t bring Greg down