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23 Guys Share Creepy Stories About the Most Lunatic Women They Ever Met

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13. Obviously not over it

Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It’s my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.

14. I hope you pressed charges?

I was super drunk passed out on my friends couch. His friend was there also. I woke up to find her straddling me and pouring whiskey down my throat (it was super not needed i was destroyed). Apparently she had sex with me that night. Cant say i consented as i wasnt conscious.

15. Seems normal enough

a girl licked my knee at a club

16. That’s just unnecessary

A girl borrowed my Hoodie in 9th grade, Masturbated on it and gave it back to me. She was really a disturbing girl but didn’t find out until that happened.

17. Maybe it was just a phase

Girl I dated made a voodoo doll out of her used tampon and my hair shavings (from my electric razor) that she said she’d use on me if we ever broke up. She buried it inside a lunchbox at the beach and drew a map to find it. She’s now a married mother of two.

18. Sounds fun

Searched my apartment, phone, camera, computer, and everything else I owned the first time I left her alone in my place because she “wanted to know more about me”.

She ended up creating a version of my personality she interpreted through my things.

19. Smell me, now!

I was at work when a customer came in. She was overweight and looked pretty slobby. Hair was a mess, wearing pajamas, a mismatched pair of shoes. She came up to me and asked how she looked because she was about to start driving for Uber and wanted to know if she looked presentable. I just said sure and tried walking away but she wouldn’t let me leave. I don’t know how we ended up here but she started talking about how her skin can’t handle most soaps, and had to use some alternative to it (can’t remember what it was.) She shoved her arm in my face telling me to smell it, to see that it didn’t smell bad. I politely declined, but she did it again and made it clear she wasn’t moving until I smelled her arm. I finally did, said it was fine, and walked away as fast as I could. Was definitely one of the most uncomfortable moments I’ve had with someone.

20. That’s harassment

As a young teenager, this big girl would aggressively grope me every chance she got on the school bus.

The bus driver wouldn’t believe me because women don’t do that and/or guys always want it.

One day I was walking to my seat, she grabbed my crotch so hard it hurt and said “you’re not a real man until you split dark oak” (she was a black girl in case that pickup line didn’t make sense).

I started walking home or bumming rides after that.

21. Oh sh*t

She showed up at my apartment back in college. She knocked on the door and I didn’t answer. It was late, I was tired, and I didn’t invite her over. She kept knocking louder and louder. The police arrived and asked her to leave. She left and showed back up about five minutes later. She knocked some more and finally gave up. The next morning I found a human turd on my doormat.

22. A dangerous threat

After 3 or so dates started talkibg like we were engaged.

“When are we going on vacation together?”

“Should we get married in a church?”

“How many would you like us to have?”

I called it off after that. So she threatened to tell the police i raped her. Luckily nothing ever came of that.

23. Must have hurt her…a lot

I dated an artist a few years back. I got a notification on instagram that she tagged me in one of her paintings, and so I go to check it out. I see that it is a painting of her cutting off my dick while she’s wearing a bunny suit. I then check out her instagram “story”: it’s a video of the painting in progress, and she’s actually wearing a bunny suit while painting it.